It Must Suck To Be Gucci Mane

Posted on Jul 19 in Headlineby adminPrint

Well, for all you Gucci Mane fans I’m sure that today might be a sad day for you. It appears as though your favorite rapper is back in jail once again. It must really suck to be GM right about now. How the fuck do you get out of jail just like three or four months ago just to go right back in. I mean damn, can’t a nigga at least stay out for an entire season?

I guess not; that gangsta life must not be all it’s cracked up to be these days. Maybe the Feds and the DEA just has it out for this poor guy. On second thought, they probably don’t. Whenever a cat goes into the court and says to the judge “I just like eatin pills,” he most likely should be residing in jail for the better part of his life.

Word has it that he’s back in the slammer for either failing a piss test (I wonder why) or he failed to show up for a probation hearing. I’m starting to think that this cat is more retarded than OJ Simpson’s dumb ass. How the fuck do you get off for murking somebody and end up right back in jail for something dumb ass shit.

Whatever the case may be, I can see that ATL aint so kind to black dudes anymore. At least the white chicks down there are still very giving. Peep the video of these two shit faced snow honies ridin Gucci’s dick, reciting his dirtiest songs, and explaining how they lost there weed. How can a man go to jail when there is at least two young and hot white chicks that are down to let him hit it raw and even do the group thing?

Well at least Michael Vick will be fully free tomorrow!